Juwan Howard, I'm begging you please: talk more like this caption found on your website. You see that? 'Juwan looks intently as he attempts to bowl a strike.' You've got to love a 3rd person reference for an NBA player, especially when it relates to Duckpin bowling. Juwan, please, start doing your post-game interviews in 3rd person. Webber has disappeared in Philly. Jalen Rose has apparently been sucked into the Isiah Thomas vortex of doom. Please, Juwan, give us some reason to remember the Fab Five. Juwan knows what to do. Just let Juwan do what he's gotta do.